Adam kicks off the show by giving a heartfelt shoutout to a fan in Florida who shared how Adam's comedy helped her through the loss of her husband. This sparks a conversation about the weirdness of accepting love from fans, the secret to Tom Cruise's action star dominance (it's all in the grip, baby), and the absurdity of Aspercreme's dad-drumming commercial. They also break down the performative confidence of Jasmine Crockett and Gavin Newsom. Comedian Monique Marvez then steps into the studio and she and Adam dive into the idea of coaching guys up (some can be fixed, some are just broken), her time at KFI Radio, and a few choice stories about Mike August at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Monique schools us on her two-point takedown, opens up about her relationship with her father, and shares the life lessons her parents left her with. Adam jumps in with his theory that difficult people don’t know they’re difficult (and wouldn’t change if they did). The conversation gets personal when Monique reflects on her journey with marriage and kids, while Adam muses about why mama’s boys make the worst business partners (too much nurturing, not enough grit). News with Mayhem covers the day's top stories, including: Baristas protesting Starbucks' new dress code and Bruce Springsteen ranting about Trump. To wrap things up, Monique and Adam bond over their mutual hatred for "tagging," which sends Adam spiraling into a story from his past about graffiti, a guy named EGGBERT, and a little something called frontier justice.