I gotta give it up to Red (follow at @RedOnSlacker) this weekend for sharing what I can only call, “goals.”

You see, Red threw a story at me which involves 2 elderly German men, escaping from a retirement home, to attend this year’s Wacken Open Air. What is at Wacken Open Air? Well I’m glad you asked my wide eye curious friend. Wacken Open Air is one of Germany’s many staple metal festivals that came equipped with Danzig, Judas Priest, Hatebreed, In Flames, Running Wild, and Arch Enemy this year. According to the Deutsche Welle, the two men escaped the home on Friday and were found at 3 in the morning at the festival "disoriented and dazed."

Sounds like a good time to me.

Police spokeswoman Merle Neufeld said they were clearly fans.

"They obviously liked the metal festival," police spokeswoman Merle Neufeld told public broadcaster Norddeutscher Rundfunk. "The care home quickly organized a return transport after police picked them up."

The 2 gentleman were returned safely back to their nursing home, but man can someone get these heroes some tickets for next year’s festival?

Well I have returned from my 2 week vacation in Germany. My mind is rested (no it’s not), I’m focused (what day is it?), and I’m ready to talk some metal with you (I will never drink again)! Let’s jump right to it now, and go over what metal brought to the July 2018:

5) Rob Zombie & Marilyn Manson - Helter Skelter

To start this off strong, I have to bust out the big ones. That’s right, no hand holding on this one because we got the teaming up of 2 titans. Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson, arguably the kings of shock from my era and 2 amazing talents, come together to drop a cover of The Beatles’ Helter Skelter! This was the kind of thing that my friends and I would talk about in High School as hypotheticals, but now it’s real. If you have not heard the track yet, I think you owe yourself this NOW!

4)  Dee Snider - For the Love of Metal

Whenever I heard Twisted Sister, I would always have a bit a snark. To me, they were a band of 80’s metal clichés and would stick to that till their last album. However, when I heard the singer Dee Snider was going to put out a solo album, my curiosity pulled me along to listen to the first new single “Tomorrow's No Concern.” After listening… I had to hear the album. When it dropped, I listened to the whole thing while banging my head to most of the tracks. “For the Love of Metal” is a great album with great production and Dee Snider vocals on each track were f*cking awesome. I actually look forward to what next project Dee will do next.

3) Obscura - Diluvium

Am I biased because I put Germany’s best technical death metal band on this list? NO! Obscura earned this spot for the awesome work that was put into their latest album “Diluvium.” Off the heels of the last album Akróasis, which arguably was the best Death Metal album of 2016, Steffen Kummerer brings it %100! If you want to hear one of the coolest intro guitar tracks ever, listen to my favorite song on the album is, “Ethereal Skies”.

2) Powerwolf - The Sacrament of Sin

Before you say, “Hey Aidan, seems a lil suspicious that you have 2 German bands on this list after you got back from Germany?” First of all, it is just a coincidence. Second of all, you should know this power metal band. Right now leading the charge in the power metal scene in Germany, Powerwolf’s 7th album comes at a much needed time for the genre. Every year fewer and fewer power metal acts are dropping new albums. Luckily for us, this album makes up for the decrease in every way. Stunning guitar work and accompanied with elements of musical story, this is a metal album you have to make time for.

1) Bury Tomorrow – Black Flame

By whatever measure you care to use, Bury Tomorrow is among modern British metal's upper echelon. After listening to the album, I still stand by those words. This album will make you a fan after you listen to it. At this point, all I can say is listen to the album and see what I am saying for yourself.

Til the next month’s wrap up (and after I get some much needed rest), keep it metal and have an awesome day!

Several days have passed, yet my heart still aches knowing the world of metal has lost another icon. I wept when his brother was shot and killed, and my eyes be not dry now.
Vincent Abbott, better known to the world as Vinnie Paul, passed away on June 22. He was one of metal's most versatile and recognizable drummers, and he rose to prominence from his time in one of metal’s pantheon-level bands, Pantera. Vinnie was a pioneer, and practically spawned the groove metal subgenre with his performance on the band’s legendary “Cowboys From Hell” album. Paul’s versatile double-kick, impressive fills, and deeply groovy yet complex rhythms became the heartbeat of the Pantera’s sound.
 
The only thing that matched his musical achievements and talent, was his unbridled kindness. In the last few days, countless metal musicians have gone to social media to share their stories of the late legend. From tales of Valhalla-esque parties to the emotional support he lent to those in need, it would seem Vinnie was not only a great friend, but a big brother to the entire world of metal.

It's hard to find the right words to end a piece like this. I guess the best way is just to share the man's music, which shaped the musical foundation of so many and to say “thank you, Vinnie Paul." I hope you’re eternally jamming with your brother now.
 
Now if you would excuse me, I need to find out who has been cutting up all these onions...